TOP 20 ANNOYANCE'S

My ODWA FOR TODAY....

1.) THE TOILET SEAT-- When you are 8 months pregnant and stumble to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. You dont want to fall in.. but you more than likely will on more than one occassion and this makes for a bad morning topic at 5:30am. PUT THE SEAT DOWN....

2.) Spam mail!!! I do not nor ever will need vigra, dish network, walmart free gift cards, junk emails and crap things that I cant even spell sent to me 1,000 times a day.. Really get a life spammers...

3.) UN-FIT PARENTS (child molesters, abusers, giver ups or plain dumb)!!!! Look having a child is blessing and there are a ton of people who are unable to have children that would love the opputurnity, yet you take it for granted and dont care about your kids.. REALLY.. You should be ashamed of your self

4.) DALLAS TRAFFIC (enough said)

5.) EXPRESS CHECK OUT LANES!!! Look its either 10 or 20 items or less.. If you have a cart full pick another line..

6.) SMACKERS.... those who chew with thier mouths open "smack, smack, smack up side the head!!"

7.) Our Justice System (WERE TO SOFT).... Eye for an Eye thats what i think.. If you moleste or beat and murder a small child or anyone for that matter.. I think you sould be placed in prison with a molesters that are already there and they should moleste you and then you shoudl be killed. There would be alot less crime and children and people being hurt by this world if we still followed the old testments punishments.. If you steal.. Cut both hands off.. Sounds good to me..

8.) OCTO MOM!!! Sorry but this lady gets under my skin, she did what she did for fame and money.. and we are giving into her.. HER OWN REALITY SHOW REALLY... COME ON...

9.) Love shows that feature FAMOUS PEOPLE (turn to VH1) you will understand.. Like if i am goign to go on to find love and I was famous.. It would not be on a telvision show for the world to see me fail.... (MORE THAN ONCE BRET MICHAELS)

10.) Now it alls!!!! YOU DONT KNOW IT ALL.. Trust me..

11.) Screaming Children and the parents who let them scream in public..... If your child is having a fit.. Take them outside.. Others would liek to finish their meal in peace...

12.) Coworkers (Who know it all about your job) If you can do my job so well.. DO IT.. I would iek to see it...

13.) Impatient drivers!! You know when your going 75 in a 70 and they come weaving in and out of traffic at 85-90 miles an hour to cut you off.. HELLO... really

14.) SPECIAL REPORTS THAT INTERUPT MY SHOW

15.) When your pregnant and people touch your belly and you dont even know them.. Or when they stopyou and say.. oh wow you must be due anytime.. NO JUST FAT..

16.) CELL PHONES!!!! If you have a phone ANSWER IT.. (especially if you just called me..)

17.) Children that were born in 1990-1992 (Their gerneration is doomed)

18.) Telemarketers.. (Dont want it, dont call me)

19.) The guy in my office (IF YOU CANT DO YOUR JOB.. STOP.. LET SOMEONE ELSE BECUASE YOU KEEP MESSING IT UP WORSE)

20.....) The annoying beep the alarm makes at 5:30 in the morning.. GRRRRRRR